The Dumb Blonde

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The Dumb Blonde

I never understood why women dye their hair blonde when the world typically stereotypes such women as being dumb. This is a story about another such woman. She was walking down the street, I've seen her many times before, but she never approached me. Today was different, today she headed directly to me, we made eye contact, we gave each other friendly smiles, we talked for awhile, then she shot me the most disrespectful question that most modern day typical women ask, "How old are you?" Most guys are dumb enough to answer such a confrontational question, but I simply said, "Sleep with me first and I'll tell you my age". Her jaw dropped and she spat, "Are you a pervert?" I just smiled and said, "The opposite of that is a boring guy that doesn't know how to please a woman. Which guy do you prefer?" She frowned and said, "How old are you?" But I said nothing. She began to turn away, but I gently took her by the hand. She froze. I pulled her to me and kissed her on the lips. She blushed a little and said, "If you were unattractive, I would have already walked away and....". I wouldn't let her finish as my mouth found her mouth again. "Your place or would you rather prefer a hotel?" I asked. She didn't answer right away, so I kissed her again, and gave her bottom lip a friendly bite. She pulled her head back and said quickly, "My place, come on!" and pulled on my arm as we walked quickly down the sidewalk. We made it to an old 1920s 2-story wooden house, she fumbled for the key in her pocket, then opened the door. I followed her inside, she shut and locked the door, and led me upstairs. She had a large king size bed covered with a red cotton blanket and surrounded by red silk curtains. She pulled her hand free of mine, climbed into her bed, looked at me, and said, "Now what?" Instead of answering, I climbed into her bed next to her and started kissing her again, then I trailed off and began kissing down her neck. She slipped her shirt off, I kissed down to her breasts, gently bit the right nipple, and started sucking on it as my hand went down her holey jeans to her throbbing pussy. I licked on the nipple as I started fiercely fingering her. She gasped & moaned and I did the same thing to her other breast as I kept fingering her. She was very wet and I didn't want those juices to go to waste, so I quickly made a trail of kisses that went directly to her throbbing mound. She gasped again as I started to eat her out. My dick was super hard, so I spat some of her pussy juice into my hand, and started jerking. Then she was like, "I'm a squirter. That won't make you mad will it?" I replied, "Of course not. Why would your pleasure make mad?" But the blonde just had a dumb knowing smile on her face. I pulled her up on me and positioned her on my face as I held tightly on to her legs, so she couldn't pull away. She was a squirter alright! I tasted the harsh saltiness of urine rush into my mouth. I didn't swallow this time as I usually do, but gave her a dirty look. "What?!" she exclaimed in a panicked voice. "That wasn't squirting. You pissed in my mouth". I growled. "No. Squirting is pee, you goofball. You didn't know that?" I shook my head and said, "Man you really are a dumb blonde. If you think your orgasm is pee, you need an education". She looked a little shocked, but smiled and said, "What did you have it mind?" I replied, "Go to your bathroom and make sure your bladder is completely empty, then I'll show you what squirting really is!" She began to protest by saying she wouldn't be able to squirt if she did that, but I silenced her, and made her comply with my wishes. She came back into her bed and we did everything all over again, but this time the pleasure was much more intense for her. "Oh god! This tickles so much! Oh my god!" Her body began to thrash and shake uncomfortably, but I held on as hard as I could and ate her pussy with more and more passion as she got closer and closer to orgasm. Then she exploded into my mouth and I was sucking hard as my tongue went wild inside her and I chugged down her love juice. She screamed, "OH GOD! WHAT IS THIS?!! THIS CAN'T BE!! WHAT IS THIS?!!!" I smiled and said, "It's what you call squirting, you dumb blonde".