Shithole and piss sex

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Shithole and piss sex

Tina one of my regular old fuck buddies shocked me yesterday when we were having a nice morning coffee. Don’t get me wrong Tina is a lovely 80 -year- old but is very old-fashioned when it comes to sex – just missionary position and in the dark and no using dirty language!
“Paul, I have a secret that I have been keeping from you.”
“Oh yes, and what’s that?”
“Well, a couple of months ago, I started to get constipated and it was getting uncomfortable. The chemist gave me a slow-acting laxative and it worked – but I had an orgasm as I pushed out a really thick poo. I swear it was the biggest one in my life. It was such a shock. But it was so enjoyable I’ve been doing it every week.”
“You know what Linda; I think your bum is telling you you’re ready for some old-fashioned shithole fucking. What do you say?”
“Will it give me orgasms?”
“I think you will be pleasantly surprised, let’s go to bed.”
Linda has a lovely body. The thing that really turns me on is that she has an apron belly, one that hangs over her fanny. She is also quite hairy and although her tits are very saggy, she is not turned on when I play or suck them.”
To make sure she enjoyed her shithole fuck, I applied lots of lubricant around and into her love hole as usual and then put a big dollop around her bum hole.
After a nice leisurely fuck, “turn over,” I commanded and she quietly turned over and I lifted up into a kneeling position, and there it was a lovely crinkly white bum and the brown rosebud opening that was all mine. Is there a sweeter, more fuckable hole in the universe? I don’t think so.
“Paul, you will be gentle, won’t you? And you’ll have to be aware that I will have to have a poo soon.”
“Oh for fuck’s sake, say shit not poo.”
“Well a shit then, and it will be a big one.”
So, I’ll shoot lots of spunk so it will come out faster. Now relax and enjoy it.”
My cock was rock hard as I gently pushed it past her sphincter and eased it all the way in.”
“You’re right darling Paul, it is lovely.”
By now I was impatient and started pumping away. She was lovely and tight that I could not hold on. “Hold on Linda, I’m cumming.”
“So am I but so is my shit – oh is so fucking lovely and dirty.”
As I pulled my cock out, her fat arse her turd showed up but she managed to hold it in. Getting up and going to the toilet, I heard her shouting… “yes, yes, this is so fucking good.